This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
dAmnIt! has reached over 20,000 quotes!!!















Devious Comments
Comments
--
...can take a LONG time to reply/address something. ...I'm more likely to hear you if I see you.
FACT: A person will only comment, naturally, when he/she wants to.
Wow. I'll never be able to look at Sandy quite the same way ever again.
Nice expressions!
--
'Cause when you reach over and stick your hand into a pile of goo, that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown...
--
"Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home."
- David Frost
Jesus is my Savior! <3
--
"Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home."
- David Frost
Jesus is my Savior! <3
I can just imagine that scene in an episode.
THAT WOULD BE SUPER-COOL. :0
--
BRICKs, BRICKs, BRICKs.
And more BRICKs.
Not to mention Yoshis. Those are pretty cool.
--
"Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive." - Bugs Bunny
"Of the two of us, I am the only one who hasn't commited mutiny. So it's my word we'll be trusting." - Captain Jack Sparrow
I'm Ratchet in the ~TFA-Club
--
"Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home."
- David Frost
Jesus is my Savior! <3
--
"Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home."
- David Frost
Jesus is my Savior! <3
--
"Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home."
- David Frost
Jesus is my Savior! <3
Previous Page1234Next Page